Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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