It's Friday. Sex?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
So vagazzling was a success
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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