Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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