no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
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