they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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