whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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