make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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