Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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