you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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