Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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