first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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