There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Randomize
