fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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