are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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