Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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