D3 body, D1 cock
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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