is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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