remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I love you.
Bad choice
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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