What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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