So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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