I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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