I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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