Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Randomize
