she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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