Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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