I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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