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(740): View more from Ohio

Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.

(740): View more from Ohio

Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight

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(425): View more from Washington

Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.

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(206): View more from Washington

Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.

(360): View more from Washington

You're getting good at this, you know that?

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(503): View more from Oregon

you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt

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(773): View more from Illinois

halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids

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(615): View more from Tennessee

The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.

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(330): View more from Ohio

After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.

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(614): View more from Ohio

first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out

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