Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
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