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(503): View more from Oregon

She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today

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(732): View more from New Jersey

she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her

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Clearly I went along with it

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(256): View more from Alabama

I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.

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(914): View more from New York

all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is

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(705): View more from Ontario

My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.

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(630): View more from Illinois

hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?

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(207): View more from Maine

My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE

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