I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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