we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Sorry my hands just texted you
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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