I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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