so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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