he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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