Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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