She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
they need to just BURY HIM!
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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