Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I can text with my tongue
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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