I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm gonna fight the coyote
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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