they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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