i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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