I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Randomize
