Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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