so explain again why im purple
no
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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