Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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