Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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