god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
pray to the hookup gods
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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