No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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