Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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