It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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