I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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